Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, it appears Milady maybe indisposed still, so welcome all.

The buffet table is a mix this evening, we have an Indian platter of Samosas, Pakoras and Bhajis with dipping sauces and chutney. Also a Continental meat platter with a choice of breads and for later some spicy chilli flat bread pizzas.

Tonight's Tailcock is ....Triumph, the name says it all really.

For the Rofl:

2 Shuttles (bald)
1 Flip (blue)
1 Flop (yellow)
pea for a whistle
Starting pistol blanks

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss gness - a flagon of Matron's delightful Triumph. I can relieve you of your parasol & fan & introduce them to some other accessories, perhaps?

[excelsior-1]

good evening gracious hostess, mr butle-man and assembled guests.

put the telly on -- tom is about to try.

my ryffull donations:-

a blue pallet from work
victoria pendletons' bicycle pump
a bowl of egg fried rice
my 'i love konnie huq' photo
three cotton buds
and a partridge in pear tree.

[gness]

For such a show of bravery Tony, you may settle under the settle with me.
Ticklish?

[tonyav]

maj, my bucket runneth dry.

[Mamyalynne]

It is in the incident book Tony, but must go through the proper channels.

[DTCwordfan]

Plenty more of that to come in the Ode, tony - I might even stiffen it.

[gness]

Thank you LiK. My parasol is looking for a companion handbag if that can be arranged.

[Mamyalynne]

You aren't using the holey buckets again are you, will get me mop.

[tonyav]

gness, if you tickle my fancy ! then I may well giggle.

[tonyav]

Theres a hole in my bucket dear matron dear matron a hole.

[Psybbo]

Perhaps the bard could put pencil to paper and provide one of his wonderful drawings of the castle for her ladyship

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, mr excel - the valves are warming on the TV in the lounge. I have brought a flagon to keep you going.

Ah, you're under the settle, mr tony - perhaps if you were to come out, another 6 or 7 people could join miss gness?..

[flump1]

Another Triumph please butler and I hope my shawl is ensconced comfortably ?

[gness]

What are you suggesting Mr Butler??????

[DTCwordfan]

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crayons provided - see mamya or Buttle.

[excelsior-1]

thank you (slurp!)

[flump1]

How is Milady ? I trust she is not poorly? Rather otherwise engaged?

[Mamyalynne]

Hope that is the case yes.

[Lie-in King]

Your refill, miss flump - your shawl is having a lovely chat with a muff.

Miss gness - the parasol has been introduced to 4 handbags, 2 clutch bags & a bag for life. They are having a high old time...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'e, while they're Triumphant, they're lovely!

[DTCwordfan]

Castle Olympic Ceremonies.



Old Norfolk Lottie farms give way to an ancient Castle Seat.
Mad 50ers seem to stay awake at night.
You may not know, but they may be partying TTFN hard and ratter right.
Many of their children have Superwoman-Overall or NoM heroes.
Pictures in their mind come to AB life at night, driven by Slinky imagination.
In this case, the Castle’s most popular story characters come to life.
Chasing the croc, goat and cat, the trolls will roam.
Surely there must be a boxtops hero in our home away from home.

Of course, descending from the sky, Mamya comes to save the day.
Panicked, the trolls run back to where they came from, SAB away.
Enough is enough for Ed’s and four Mods’ night,
Now the children are off to bed and sleeping Polar tight.
Instead, a musical and raucous Gness stumbling act begins.
Now the music starts resounding throughout the Castle stadium and a surprise Pianist appears on his pins.
Getting the job of playing one note on the keyboard, it's Tony. Or, Plumberav as some may call him.

Charming and big-bummed in looks some say, and crazily funny, others say.
Entertaining and simple, Tony finishes the song with the playing of an off-key nibble Macca “A”.
Resounding sunnydave groans of congratulations fill the Castle Moat.
“More Triumph, Buttle, please; Tony’s jazz is sticking in our throats.”
Extremely beautiful Nungate scenery , then great venator music
Made the 2012 Castle Olympics ceremony QoM exceptional and cherubic.
I personally thought this Flumpy ceremony was hard to compare with the Alba Over Hay-Ding-a-ling Games .
Now, I like opening ceremonies , however I loved the Castle’s for its ingenious Lady A scenery, music, and historical LieInKing buttle Flames.
This ceremony turned out to be pretty wye-dyed good, sibton exclaims.

The Closing Ceremony calls, seadogg music, poetry, capers and frivolity
In all our excelsior joy, Lady J and her fellow athletes in equality
Party Petal time, Jumbo trumpeting to Alfie, Llama and Croc,
Eccles and Daisy, Vodka and Maisie, so Triumphly tailcocked
Factor in the groaning banquet Maggiebee Indian table
Owdhamer, tenrec, sloopy and suezy tagging the relay Raven gluttony label
The Castle Ceremonies, truly the fireworks and stuff of AB fables.