Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Greetings one and all.

I do hope everyone can make it here tonight. We have been shrouded in haar all day and it appears to be getting thicker. In fact I can barely see an arm in front of my face.

Lordalex and I have company tonight, so I will only be able to open up, then hopefully pop in later. So, keep the noise down, please.


I have had no word of a speaker for tonight, but perhaps other Committee members have better information.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far are

1 size 12 crotchet hook

4 pairs of grey ankle socks

half a tub of multivitamins with iron

See you all later
:-))

[Lie-in King]

I've brought a bucket of tailcock, if you would all care to dip your flagons...

Miss humbersloop - at present, the croc & his cat are learning the intricacies of Snakes and Ladders & the snakes appear to be winning... As to the other creatures, I could not say.

[DTCwordfan]

It's the O rings that get me with tortoises...haven't tried these look alikes though......chciken drums will do me fine as well and another flacon, je crois et si vous plait Mon sieur Le Roi-en-Lion.

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie is fine after having watched Britain's got talent.

[flump1]

oh one flagon duly dipped , I shall go back to playing charades with the others. DT a true word smith , thank you for my mention .

[petal54]

I note that Alphie has not entered the voice,how come? so much better that any person!

[humbersloop]

I accept I am but a catspaw to Mrs O's greater knowledge (damn, has that blown our cover then?).

They are a rum lot,Yorkshire way on.

A scorchio before leavin would be lovely.

[Lie-in King]

Your flagon, miss...

[owdhamer]

I have a picture of a dead horse any good

[slinky.kate]

just came in to give you all a bit of my birthdy cake,some bottles of apple juice and some party hats(i'll have wee drink since i'm here)

[mrs_overall]

Humbersnoop, you are only jealous because you used to be part of Yorkshire (God's own county) but are no longer

[albaqwerty]

Kate, you kept that quiet you wee devil. Hope you had a lovely time and your sons spoiled you rotten xxx

[Lie-in King]

Good evening & Happy Birthday, miss kinky! An extra-large tailcock, I think :-)

Sir - your picture will be put to some use, I'm sure. I couldn't say exactly what use, mind... A tailcock, perhaps?

[DTCwordfan]

a belated birthday and a glass of tailcock for the slinky, LIK, please.....

[humbersloop]

(Mrs O),

I am a londoner by birth and instinct still, I merely followed my heart here. And a firkin rum lot they are. Share a scorpio?

[Mamyalynne]

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[humbersloop]

Happy birthday Slinky x

[humbersloop]

**scorchio.

is there any more??

[DTCwordfan]

This week for you was special,
Take every breath and blow
Outed every single candle,
Until there was no glow!

Relaxed and smiled in this sunshine
With AB friends and family near.
Let out lots of laughter
And share a secret dear!

Let Mamya and Lie-In-King spoil you
And we fuss around in fun,
And let Mrs O and Alba tease you
As you lounge out in the sun!

Open lots of tailcocks and presents,
With lots of oohs and ahs,
Then hug the croc and everybody
Near the Moat beneath twinkling stars!

[Lie-in King]

More, miss humbersloop? Thanks to Matron's speedy response, we have a bathful of Scorchio.

No, it's really a bathful.

Well it was, until I refreshed my flagon-dipping bucket...

[ravenmiss]

Avery Happy Birthday Slinky - more Scorchio please Mr Butler xxx