Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Greetings one and all.

I do hope everyone can make it here tonight. We have been shrouded in haar all day and it appears to be getting thicker. In fact I can barely see an arm in front of my face.

Lordalex and I have company tonight, so I will only be able to open up, then hopefully pop in later. So, keep the noise down, please.


I have had no word of a speaker for tonight, but perhaps other Committee members have better information.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far are

1 size 12 crotchet hook

4 pairs of grey ankle socks

half a tub of multivitamins with iron

See you all later
:-))

[Jumbo747]

You are most gracious DT - thank you.

Yes, LiK, a tortoise.......by the name of Gingerella. My brother had her given to him 49 years ago and she's still going strong.

SLOW pies? Never - she's a tank!!

[Mamyalynne]

DT the ode is transferred to the book of words, even young Raven gets a mention, superb!!

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they walk out (they're quite strong), they're lovely!

[humbersloop]

Good evening Mi'Lady

for the riffle this evening I have:
a tub of linseed oil putty
intelligence as to nudist beaches
an unopened wine box, red flavour, still in date (a plus), found in the bilges (a big minus)

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - I have taken the liberty of bringing a large flagon of Scorchio, as it seems to be disappearing at a fair rate of knots...

[DTCwordfan]

where did the Intelligence come from ré the naked beaches, MI55?

[humbersloop]

Keep 'em coming L-i-K, your thoughtfulness is all.
DT, if I told you I'd have to kill you..

[Mamyalynne]

Game pie anyone

[Lie-in King]

If the guests would excuse me for just one moment...

Maaaaaaaaatron! Oh, Maaaaaaaaaatron!

When you have a spare minute, could you please rustle up another bathful of Scorchio? Very popular, this one...

Thank you, you may remove your fingers from your ears.

[Jumbo747]

Ludo pie, mamya? Or Snap? So long as there's no tortoise in it.............

[DTCwordfan]

How much did you have to shell out for the tortoise pie then, mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

The washing copper is fair full of Scorchios, only slight hint of Acdo.

No animals were injured in the making of the Game pies, all were killed cleanly.

[flump1]

Pie ? Somebody mention pie ? Please a portion of pie would be pleasant. So long as it's not pheasant, pheasant's not pleasant .

[DTCwordfan]

photo of said tortoise pies

http://4.bp.blogspot....0/IMG_9431%2Bblog.jpg

[mrs_overall]

Miss, miss, I want to complain!

That Humbersnoop is using MY intelligence on nuddy beaches.

Snot fair!

[albaqwerty]

oooh DT

the top one is pre-hatch, the middle one is onthe move and the bottom one has hatched.
If you don't mind, I'll stick to the chicken drumsticks :-)

[humbersloop]

<winces> Dt

is there anymore raita?

And how are the creatures fixed for a game of hold 'em. Or perhaps whist, obviously for small stakes to start.

[Lie-in King]

Now now, mrs o - have another flagon & try not to think about that awful ride at the Snot Fair...

DT - slightly distasteful, no?..

[Jumbo747]

DT, that's not tortoise pies! Where are the tails?

TAILS! Where's Sit LiK? Tailcocks.....tailcocks

[Mamyalynne]

I hasten to add there are no tortoises in the Game pies!!