My Friend Said Onions Were The Only

Zacs-Master | 17:48 Sat 16th Jan 2016 | Jokes

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Foodstuff that could make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Svejk

They'll water when artichokes you.
(you've got a friend?)

marval

I wouldn't let this fact leek out.

DTCwordfan

were you given some form of a carrot to do this?

cupid04

Did he try to shy away.... [I'll get my coat]

Tilly2

Was he a Bounty Hunter?

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Nah svekjy I made that up. Dooo yoooo wanna be my fwend? 8-(

Chipchopper

With friends like you, he don't need enemies ;-)

Psybbo

I am trying to sleep here but you've woken me up! I just want to vegetate

waterboatman

Paying for dinner on a date can do that, no bother at all. You just have to grasp the nettle.

zebo

Isn't there a rhyme, can't recall the first line though.

Somebody threw a tomato at him
Tomatoes are soft, they can't cut the skin.
But this beggar did, it was still in the tin

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