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Romance...

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snags | 21:19 Mon 06th May 2013 | Jokes
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The wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
if you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you re crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"

The non-romantic husband replied:

"Sitting on the toilet. Please advise."
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Predictable but still funny. :)

Jem
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