Housekeeping

[excelsior-1]

My 17-year-old niece was looking for a job, so her mother scoured the want ads with her.
"Here’s one. A couple are looking for someone to watch their two kids and do light housekeeping."

"Hel-looo!" said my niece, rolling her eyes. "I can’t take that job. I don’t know anything about lighthouses."

[frugalfred]

A flash of brilliance, excel!

[Svejk]

typical. I expect she had 13 a' levels.

[cupid04]

And all those stairs to climb...........

[marval]

lol