Man having operation

[swansgal]

A surgeon was operating on a man when he slips and accidentally cuts off the mans b@lls. He quickly inserts two onions and sews his scrotum back up. One month later the man goes back for a check up. Any problems? said the surgeon. 'A few' said the man, I cry when I pi$$, my wife gets heartburn after a *** and I get a hard on when I pass a hot dog stand.

[lindylou16]

I luv it

[Seafarer1966]

Ace! Texting it my mates now.