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Man. Master Of The House

Husband has just finished reading a book entitled: "Man, Master Of The House".

He calls to his wife and says: "I am master of this house, and you will do just as I say. First, you will cook me the finest gourmet dinner. Then you will go to the off-licence and buy me the finest bottle of Scotch you can find, you will come home and pour me a generous measure, which I will drink while I am watching the football on TV. Then, you will go upstairs and run me a bath, which I will take before going to bed, where we will have the wildest sex ever, during which you will fulfill my wildest fantasies. Then tomorrow, guess who is going to wash me and comb my hair?"

Wife replies:" The funeral director would be my first ******* guess."

Iamblue Mon 07/07/08 08:13

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