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Patsy33 | 13:02 Mon 19th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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As I was laying in my bed last night, looking up at the lovely bright full moon and stars, I suddenly thought to myself, "Where the hell has my roof gone?!"
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I thought you liked to sleep topless.
13:35 Mon 19th Mar 2018
lol someone stole your roof...i bet you were over the moon!
That happened to me, when someone stole my tent!
I was so discontented!
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My partner is always saying " you want to get your head out of the clouds!" Well, I can't help it!
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I thought you liked to sleep topless.
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that's a hell of an euphemism for your hubby's rear end, Patsy....less said about seeing stars, the better. This is a family channel, after all.
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^^^^^^
I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near his rear end DTC! I've had enough trouble with the roof blowing off!
From Les Dawson.

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
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Lol! Loved Les .. . Thanks Marval..
I loved him too Patsy.
me too loved him especially when he played the piano off key lol
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