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marval | 16:10 Sat 24th Jun 2017 | Jokes
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A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.

"Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names for your pig?"

"That's easy," she replied. "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
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Oink!
16:12 Sat 24th Jun 2017
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What a porker.
16:13 Sat 24th Jun 2017
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Don't write it off....
16:27 Sat 24th Jun 2017

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