De-Vine Comedy Clasic

[Chipchopper]

I slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace.

[frugalfred]

Grate!

[Patsy33]

You're a bright spark!

[Old_Geezer]

Probably woke up looking ashen too.

[Captain2]

Amazing the jokes you can rem ember

[Chipchopper]

Stiff as a poker....I reckon!

[Patsy33]

How on hearth did you manage to get there?

[Baldric]

Just so long as you didn't catch the Flue ;o)

[Patsy33]

Did you scuttle back to the bedroom?

[Gromit]

I slept like a log last night........Woke up in the toilet.

[Patsy33]

Come on Gromit, break it up......

[Gromit]

I just thought I'd float that one by you.

[Baldric]

That almost put a damper on things!

[Patsy33]

We have to guard ourselves Baldric!

[fourteen85]

Dreamt I was a coalman last night, woke up with a handful of slack

[Chipchopper]

Maybe we can rekindle something ?

[Patsy33]

Yule need a companion...

[marval]

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow.

I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

[DTCwordfan]

were you watching Match of the Day, Chip?

[DTCwordfan]

marval, what a thing to say about your OH's tummy.....