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Patsy33 | 19:59 Wed 04th May 2016 | Jokes
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Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted.....
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I think we can squeeze a few more in..
21:22 Wed 04th May 2016
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Can I have a Tanqueray on the rocks with mine, please... no tonic, just a slice of one of those crashed lemons off the tree.
21:24 Wed 04th May 2016
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I wonder if we curd get some more answers .
22:29 Wed 04th May 2016
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I'm plum out of ideas, Marval
22:34 Wed 04th May 2016
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But he wath pithed off.
22:36 Wed 04th May 2016
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He was definitely sour...
22:37 Wed 04th May 2016
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As Sherlock would say, "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
22:38 Wed 04th May 2016
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he's down the solicitors getting lemon-aid!
13:57 Thu 05th May 2016
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If the accident had been fatal, would he have been buried at the church of St Clements?
14:03 Thu 05th May 2016

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