A Chat

[marval]

Two Pheasants are having a chat

One says "fancy being chased into the sky by dogs and then being shot at?"

The other says "Only if you're game".

[frugalfred]

No ifs, no butts; nothing to grouse about there.

[Patsy33]

I bet they had a Quail of a time!

[frugalfred]

They would, cock.

[marval]

At least nobody said it was a fowl joke.

[frugalfred]

Just 12 on the bore scale!

[Patsy33]

All I can say, is that they're living dangerously. We all know they're going to be plucked in the end.....

[marval]

They will be spitting feathers at that suggestion.

[frugalfred]

..and get stuffed. Not that old chestnut?

[marval]

While they were flying, they were just pie in the sky.

[Patsy33]

That made me laugh out lad Marval! Pie in the sky..... They will be when the upper crust get hold of them......

[frugalfred]

If you were shot up the backside, you'd have a Phasianus!

[marval]

I thought I was going to have to duck, after posting this joke.

[frugalfred]

This is driving me quackers!

[marval]

I fancy a ride on a stream train, I wonder if they will let me on Mallard.

[frugalfred]

Trudeau pinched my behind - it was a Canada goose!

[Patsy33]

Is he in the Province of Quepeck?..

[scorpiojo]

No, Nova Scoter.

[marval]

I have been sent a bill for this joke.

[DTCwordfan]

That will make you grouse, marval.....

[DTCwordfan]

or you will end up squab-bling over it.