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marval | 17:16 Wed 27th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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Two Pheasants are having a chat

One says "fancy being chased into the sky by dogs and then being shot at?"

The other says "Only if you're game".

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It will DT, as long as I don't get goosed
18:42 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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..or bittern
18:43 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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I see everyone is flocking to this joke thread!
18:43 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Swan of the best marval's posted :)
18:44 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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I am just winging it now.
18:45 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Thank you scorpiojo, I shall have a gander for another one.
18:46 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Auk k
18:47 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Bits of my roof have blown off, it is only part ridge now.
18:53 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Hope the pigeon loft is still in tact!
19:14 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Bit of a bustard if it's blown down!
19:38 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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You be gannet, marval, can you finish it?
19:40 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Marval can go on teal tomorrow.
20:16 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Or hen pecked....
20:20 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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moor-hen jokes please.
20:24 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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I'm such a bird brain at times! I followed on from an earlier answer.....
20:25 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Don't worry patsy, I just got helped home by a bird I was pigeon-toed.
20:58 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Just putting some Dove cream on my turkey neck...
21:01 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Just putting some Dove cream on my turkey neck...
21:03 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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So good, I had to tell you twice! (My OK button keeps sticking)...
21:04 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Jackdaw will come around and unstick it for you, patsy.....
22:10 Wed 27th Apr 2016

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