A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[frugalfred]

Have a good grouse, Tilly, you'll feel better.

[Tilly2]

Capercaillie, Fred.

[frugalfred]

Yes, Tilly, marval always parrots these old jokes.

[marval]

Sorry it's an old joke Fred, but I have to go Robin to find a new one.

[frugalfred]

Don't you avocet of better jokes?

[Gromit]

I joined in with one of these threads once, but never again. Once Bittern, twice shy.

[frugalfred]

LOL at gromit! My God - wit! Not an 'oary ole joke, but a mynah one nevertheless.

[Chipchopper]

A joke like that can leave you feeling ostrichsized :-)

[helmsman]

Well I can't think of anything gnu to add

[frugalfred]

Tell us about the affair you're having with your secretary bird.

[Patsy33]

I expect they're only having friendly Chats Fred.....

[Patsy33]

Fred, I expect they're just having friendly Chats....

[tamborine]

Wot a tit

[elliemay1]

Gannet get any worse?

[Patsy33]

What do you expect? swanning around.......

[Gromit]

Thanks frugalfred.

Eider liked more comments like that one.

[marval]

Don't snipe folks, it's only a joke.

[Gromit]

Marvel,
Thank you for your swift reply.

[Patsy33]

A complement is like beautiful orKestrel misic

[Patsy33]

Music!