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excelsior-1 | 19:27 Sun 17th May 2015 | Jokes
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- - to find an F15 sat outside my bedroom door





i left the landing light on last night
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Thank gawd for that, a tom cat could have got in.
Did the light attract Mosquitos?
And moths
Could have been worse if it had been an hurricane you'd have lost your roof.
Bet you called the pilot a little fokker
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Or had a messerschmitt on your rug.
^that's funnier, made me giggle
That is one patient 'Transformer' that was 'Sat' outside you bedroom door.
Was your under carriage exposed?
Or had a messerschmitt on your rug.



Or an Hindenturd
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i had to stearman clear,until it was removed
I think that messerschmitt & Hindenturd on your carpet is Boeing to leave Apache, Excel.
You'll be seaking a cleaning solution then excel, can anyone post some lynx?

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