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cupid04 | 16:24 Sat 17th May 2014 | Jokes
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Q] Did you hear about the bloke who called his girlfriend Spanner?


A] As soon as she touched him his nuts would tighten!
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Avatar Image berniecuddles
poor old tony lol
16:44 Sat 17th May 2014
Avatar Image frugalfred
..and he made a bolt for it?
17:02 Sat 17th May 2014
Avatar Image tonyav
Pity her name wasn't Screwdriver, good for a screw !.
22:31 Sat 17th May 2014
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She should try to torque him out of it..
22:41 Sat 17th May 2014
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To much of a wrench that though, fred.
22:45 Sat 17th May 2014
Avatar Image Svejk
or wren perha,,,,,sorry, crossed thread.
23:12 Sat 17th May 2014
Avatar Image tonyav
LOL.
23:15 Sat 17th May 2014
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What a tool he was!
23:18 Sat 17th May 2014

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