Stopped...

[Jemisa]

A minister is stopped by a police patrol car for speeding. The policeman smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor.

The policeman asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the minister says, “Just water.”

The policeman says, “Then why do I smell wine?” And the minister looks down at the bottle and says,

“Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

[Baldric]

He wasn't staggering, just moving in a
mysterious way!