A Flying Accident

starone | 21:39 Wed 27th Feb 2013 | Jokes

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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London Heathrow to Bangkok . The weather ahead is good,
so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking
to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in
my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!'

One passenger yelled...

'For ****** sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'

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excelsior-1

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'giggle' mine are now wet too

21:41 Wed 27th Feb 2013

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excelsior-1

'giggle'

mine are now wet too

DTCwordfan

teehee

just to be a pedant, BA293 flies the other way, LHR to Washington DC departing at 16.59 arriving 19.38 at IAD

zebo

Our Singapore AIrlines flight was climbing out of Christchurch very big mountains below, crew handing out head sets etc when suddenly Emergency, Emergency over the p.a., sirens etc. The crew carried on giving out the stuff and after a minutes or so it all stopped and the captain came on to apologise, We've been having a bit of trouble with the automatic announcements! The crew were the only calm people on there.

starone

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You can't be a pedant in the jokes section DT. None of it is true and not particularly correct.