Eye for an eye.......

Two muslims board a plane to find out they're sitting by a US Marine.

About an hour into the flight, one of the muslims says that he's going to get a coke.

The marine, being nearer, offers to get it so the muslim didn't have to leave his seat.
While he is gone the muslims take his shoes, which he had taken off upon boarding, and they spit in them.

About an hour later the other muslim says that he is going to get a coke, and again the marine offers to get it for him. While he is gone they spit in his shoes again.

A few hours pass and the plane is getting ready to land, so the marine puts on his shoes.

He noticed that there was spit in them and so he turned to the muslims and said, "look, i know we don't always see eye-to-eye, but this is getting ridiculous, why can't we just get along, instead of being pathetic, we need to stop all this spitting in shoes and pissing in coke"
13:53 Tue 07th Aug 2012
 
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Ha ha ha. Good one.
Tee-hee - very good.
Errmm I don't get it.

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