Food

[marval]

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April fool’s Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favouring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

[starone]

Love it - mainly because being on a diet makes you appreciate food jokes. Especially the overweight one. Certainly true.

[marval]

Good luck with the diet Star.