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Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alonside him, riding a brand-new Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

"Wow," said Dave, "Where did you get that?"

Harry said, "you'll never believe this. I was walking home last night when this woman rides up to me on this Harley.

She stops, gets off the bike, removes her blouse, skirt, underwear and shoes, and says, You can have anything you want."

And Dave said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
23:54 Sat 30th Jun 2012
 
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Very funny - have sent it on to a biker friend :)
lol

jem
Tee hee. I love it.
Ha ha

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