Look what comes

[marval]

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore.
He just needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted like.

So one summer day he told his members he was going on a vacation.

He packed and went out of town, and headed to the nearest restaurant.

After sitting down, he ordered a roasted pig, and impatiently waited for his delicacy.

After just a few minutes, he heard someone call his name, and to his great chagrin he saw one of his fellow members walking towards him.

Just at that same moment, the waiter walked over, with a huge platter, holding a full roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.

“Isn’t that something,” says the leader after only a moment’s pause, “all I do is order an apple, and look what it comes with!”

[starone]

Tee hee. Wish I could think of excuses as quickly as that.

[marval]

Me too Star

[tonyav]

lol.

[excelsior-1]

very clever