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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need three Viagara pills to satisfy all three of them."

The doctor says "you know three Viagara pills three nights in a row, is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday, so that I can check you out."

The man say "you have a deal Doc."

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling

The doctor says "what happened?"

The man answered "nobody showed up."
18:49 Fri 08th Jun 2012
 
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nice one marval ! :-D
LOL
That got an out loud ha ha.
LOL, excellent.
Really funny marval. He should have waited until they arrived.
LOL, and Star I thought you are shy.
As long as he didn't put his eye out....
LMAO

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