The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

[missprim]

Following on from Jemisa's joke

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, ***, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that *** would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront *** about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?

The lawyer, using sign language, asks *** where's the money?

*** signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to ***'s temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to ***, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."

*** signs back, "OK.!!!! You win!

The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers ....

[marval]

TeeHee

[chrissa1]

Love it.

[tonyav]

lol.

[Kiki-frog]

Good one, miss p.

[missprim]

Not sure why the *** have replaced the name of the bookkeeper.
Perhaps the ed might let me know.