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The mouse...

Young Bobby was sitting down to breakfast & said to his Mummy
"Did you have a mouse in your bedroom last night Mummy?"
His Mother looked at him & said what on earth made you ask that Bobby

Bobby said "I heard Daddy say to you "Shall I let it go
or shall I catch it in my shirt?
12:41 Sun 13th May 2012
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tonyav
Naughty Jem, lol
12:44 Sun 13th May 2012
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tenrec
That's brilliant Jem. Cheers.
15:50 Sun 13th May 2012
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tenrec
Just repeated this to a friend. I thought she was going to choke on her coffee!!
21:29 Sun 13th May 2012
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starone
Good one Jem.
23:12 Sun 13th May 2012

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