Dear Abby

[starone]

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby,
> A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
> a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
> twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen
> a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be
> Lebanese?
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
> Violence on my VCR?
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even
> sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
> the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my
> boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
> to discuss money with him.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
> when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it
> would never happen again.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
> was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how
> do I get out?
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00
> an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he
> drank until one night he came home sober.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
> through mental pause.
>
>
> Dear Abby,
> You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
> sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
> sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, keep em coming Starbuck.

[chaptazbru]

Absolutely brill, love the first one !

[tenrec]

Brill!