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Caran | 23:26 Tue 19th Aug 2014 | ChatterBank
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ABBY, THE AGONY AUNT, HAS ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING
QUESTIONS FROM READERS -----

¤ Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man
go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?

¤ Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR?

¤ Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

¤ Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with
the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

¤ Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

¤ Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

¤ Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist £50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

¤ Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental
pause.

¤ Dear Abby,
You recently told one woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?

¤ Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm
carrying is his.

# # # Remember, these people can vote, but only if they can find the polling
station!

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Lol!
LOL.....excellent.
Lol...

Dear Abby

I was going to enclose a £50 thank you but forgot and sealed the envelope !
dear Abby,
we have a friend who's whipping up all sorts of emotions.... should we fight it or just face domination ....

thanks

Bernie
If you think that lot are barmy ...

... you should see my postbag from AB members.

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Doris xx

"A problem shared is ...... a problem two people have"
Can't stop giggling about the don't know him well enough to discuss money with him one !
¤ Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm
carrying is his.


LOL LOL.
gene pool? I always wash mine in a machine. is this wrong?

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