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Lost Wife

I was at the airport and a fellow came up to me and said: "Lost something mate?" I said "yes, my wife!" He said: "Me too!" I said "What does she look like?" He said "Blonde, long tanned legs, wearing a mini skirt, no bra, big breasts and a see through top! - What's yours like?" I said "Who cares, let look for yours!"!!
13:33 Fri 04th May 2012
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