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Local Swimming Pool

I was at my local swimming pool today when I decided to have a sneaky wee in the deep end! The life guard must have noticed as he blew his whistle soo bloody loud that I nearly fell in!!
13:28 Fri 04th May 2012
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lol x
14:15 Fri 04th May 2012
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marval
HaHa
14:17 Fri 04th May 2012
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tenrec
Heard it, but still makes me chuckle.
17:10 Fri 04th May 2012
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Was you on the top diving board?
17:12 Fri 04th May 2012

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