Do you like this one Mark?

[missprim]

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'

(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)

The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.

The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

[maggiebee]

Heard it before, but love it♥

[missprim]

Thanks maggie. I put it on for mark because he and karenmac didn't like the other Scottish joke you put on so I thought this might be more to his taste.
I can't believe anyone couldn't like the one you put on, it's one of my favourite jokes. I laugh at the thought of it.:-)

[maggiebee]

Ah MP, some folk have no sense of humour.

[Flyhalf]

Well, it didn't cost him anything, did it?