Jesus is watching you...

A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town. As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you". The burglar shines his penlight torch around the room, but sees nothing. He takes another step, and he hears it again: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you". This time he realizes the voice comes from above, and when he shines his torch around he sees a parrot sitting on top of a cupboard. It looks him in the eye and says: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you". The burglar laughs and says "You're just a parrot". The parrot looks him in the eye and says "I'm a parrot and my name is Ebenezer". The burglar laughs again, and says "Ebenezer is a pretty silly name for a parrot"
. The parrot looks him in the eye, waits until he has stopped laughing, and says:
"I agree completely......
....and Jesus is a Bl00dy silly name for a rotweiler".
12:49 Sun 29th Apr 2012
 
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Grandma_Yiddo
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Absolutely brilliant.
15:54 Sun 29th Apr 2012 Go To Best Answer

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oh yes
Like it!!!
LOL, it's a gud un.
LOL
Absolutely brilliant.
Can just imagine the look on the burglars face.

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