Jemisa

Squeeeze...

Two old ladies were looking at the giraffe in an enclosure at the Zoo. It's arse was at their eye level.
"have a look at his balls!", one said to the other.
"I reckon I could squeeze them from here!"
And squeeze them she did.

The giraffe jumped clean out of its enclosure, jumped the Zoo fence and was heading for the horizon.
A zoo keeper came up and asked the startled old ladies what had happened.

When they told him, he dropped his trousers and said, "you'd better squeeze mine too , 'cos I've got to catch the b@stard."

14:09 Sun 29th Apr 2012