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Middle aged woman

A woman approaching middle-age is at home, naked as the day she was
born, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks,

’Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,

’I don't care what you think.
I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said that not only am I healthy, but that I also have the breasts of a 20 year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 45-year old @rse?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied
14:18 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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marval
HaHa
14:20 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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tenrec
Love the punchline!
16:08 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Kiki-frog
Excellent!
16:14 Fri 27th Apr 2012

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