Little Hilary, comes home from school sobbing uncontrollably......
Little Hillary, comes home from school sobbing uncontrollably. Mother tries to console her but all she gets is "I'm so embarrassed, I'm never going back to that school again, ever. I can never face my friends again.
Mother is now very concerned. Why? she asked Hillary.
Hillary replied, "Teacher asked us if we knew how we got to be here, Mary said a nice midwife brought her in, Jane said a stork brought her in, Susie said she came from a nice hospital."
"I was too embarrassed to tell them that we are so poor you and Daddy had to make me"
19:17 Fri 13th Apr 2012