The Naked Truth

Last night, standing naked in the bedroom in front of a full-length mirror – admiring my manhood; I said to my other half ‘Two inches more and I’d be a King.’

She retorted ‘Three inches less and you’d be a Queen.’
20:25 Wed 17th Aug 2011
 
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