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The Naked Truth

Last night, standing naked in the bedroom in front of a full-length mirror – admiring my manhood; I said to my other half ‘Two inches more and I’d be a King.’

She retorted ‘Three inches less and you’d be a Queen.’
20:25 Wed 17th Aug 2011
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marval
HaHa
20:26 Wed 17th Aug 2011
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askyourgran
lol hymie.
20:28 Wed 17th Aug 2011
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DTCwordfan
I have to get up from my seat, I am stiffening up with laughter....
20:32 Wed 17th Aug 2011

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