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marval | 16:38 Sat 04th Feb 2017 | Jokes
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I went into a DIY shop.

I said: "I'd like a mousetrap. Please be quick, I have a train to catch."

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any that big," he replied.
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He was way off track...
19:02 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Was he looking for a motive ?
22:13 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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He must have been loco.
22:16 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Did he bring the fuel for it in a Jerry can
22:19 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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He is going to train the mice to go in the trap.
22:43 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Think this whole mouse /train thing may well be going down the tube
23:33 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Surely you should have asked for a train trap
23:34 Sat 04th Feb 2017

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