I Got Fired
I got fired from my job in the dairy factory.
I kept getting in the whey.
I had to choose what to play my guitar with the other night.
I took my pick.
I've just put the finishing touch to five thousand hamburgers.
I've always relished a challenge.
I used to own a banana costume but it split.
I'm rehearsing for a play about botox.
Going through the lines in my head.
And then 15 officers were running after me down the alleyway.
Sorry, I like to cut to the chase.
I created a really good citrus fruit that grows underwater
It's sublime.
So my boyfriend just dumped me because I don't like Italian food. I really thought we could just move pasta thing like that.