Women and cushions!

[hc4361]

Why do women of all ages tend to sit on the sofa cuddling the cushion?

Or am I the only one to have noticed this? Or is it only in my family?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

It keeps you warm without wearing any more layers. Next!

[Duncer]

It's a barrier to keep you away.....or is that only me?

[slinky.kate]

it hides your fat belly.

[hc4361]

Not sure about that. The hands, feet, arms, legs get cold before the middle area.

[hc4361]

Aha! That could be the reasons, Kate and Duncer.

I have asked them but they don't realise they do it.

[Mamyalynne]

Not me I have a cuddly ****.

[Duncer]

I suspect Mrs D is fully aware why she weilds that cushioned weapon.........

[Duncer]

Not me I have a cuddly ****.


A cuddly what?

[Calibax]

Cushions are a complete mystery to men!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6cjw3fvGFg

[sunny-dave]

'personality' mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh it must ne a no no, sorry !

[baza]

teddy?

[Mamyalynne]

yes

[baza]

You've just made mrs.B very happy. Coupling is one of her favourite comedy shows.

[Jemisa]

I feel naked without my cushion, it covers a multitude of sins.
1 Thick waist, 2 Fat belly, 3 Love handles, 4 Droopy bust, 5 Soup dribbles,
6 Coffee drips, 7 Hole in jumper. Ect. Am I right girls?

Jem.

[Duncer]

It mut be one God almighty cushion then?

[baza]

You could stuff one up your jumper to get a seat on the bus. [ladies only, lol!]

[Jemisa]

Yep! Sure is, got several so I'm
never without...

jem

[slinkycat]

I sit on the sofa cuddling the dog, if my belly gets any bigger I might have to get a larger dog.

[Duncer]

I feel naked without my cushion, it covers a multitude of sins.
1 Thick waist, 2 Fat belly, 3 Love handles, 4 Droopy bust, 5 Soup dribbles,
6 Coffee drips, 7 Hole in jumper. Ect. Am I right girls?

Leave out the soup and the coffee and you'll need much smaller cushions. Alternatively, you could actually drink them?