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one liners - song and joke

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TheOtherHalf | 16:39 Wed 07th Mar 2012 | ChatterBank
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Can you think of a song title, then add to it to make it a funny sentence.
This was done on our local radio phone in and some were very funny

1 - mistletoe and wine, but not whilst you are driving or having sex

2 - mama, mia ! Where did you get that hat ?

3 - Dont let the sun go down on me, Im afraid of the dark
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I'm leaving On A Jet Plane, as you smell
I'm every woman...said the schizophrenic transvestite
All through the night.. he just wouldn't stop snoring.
HELLO, I know you're there I can hear you breathing
Move over darling...I'll never get over you.
I predict a riot... you're 8 months too late mate!
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all very good

Diamonds are forever, but boyfriends come and go

Dont laugh at me `cos Im a fool, Ive just put my shoes in the fridge instead of the cupboard
Ruby Ruby Ruby dont dont dont take take take your your your love love love to to to town town town
Somewhere, now where did I put those damned glasses
Every Time You Say Goodbye, - I think thank gawd...

jem
I Walk the Line..... no offisher I wasn't drinking
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lol Jem :>)
You look wonderful tonight, god bless the cider visor!
Sylvia's Mother Says - For gods sake get a grip...

jem
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I got you babe, to get my dinner for me, and wash my socks, and get me fags...... etc. etc.
Hit the Road Jack.........f*** off and leave me alone
I can see a new routine here for you Jem
Don't you want me (baby)? Is it because i'm a stalker?
the sun ain't gonna shine any more
because there's been a nuclear war
I fought the law, and now im in prison.

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