I'm a soft touch so I'd just let everyone off and get sacked. Apart from when I have PMT and then I'd have half the population trying to mow me down in their car to get rid of me.
Any jobs you just couldn't bring yourself to do (try not to be too serious, it's just a bit light hearted)?
Social worker, I'd be too busy telling some clients to get a grip, and look after their children - I'm not very understanding as to "it's not my fault that I'm x/y/z".
There is a job in the Oil world for testing pressure movements in prospective new fields, part of what is needed to determine how much there is down there. The title being "Bottom Hole Analyser"
Then there is the person who puts the mounting around pictures, "Mounter"