is anyone else

[mccfluff]

broken today?

[dothawkes31]

No I don't think so, but I've only just got up, what bit of you is broken?

[mccfluff]

all of me esp my head, if i move it there is this strange shooting pain that goes right through the middle. a bit like someone has thrown a javelin through it

[ttfn]

Remove the javelin carefully

[Jemisa]

In what way mccfluff? explain yourself, don't leave us confused.

[mccfluff]

jem - i might and i stress might have gone slightly over the top yesterday......

[dothawkes31]

ahhhhh, it's post-match-win disorder, the only cure is to tie an England flag round your waist and race down the the pub for a celebratery gill and then spend the afternoon filling in your World Cup Wall Chart.

[ttfn]

ah! self inflicted javelin. get well soon fluff

[mccfluff]

oh god i can;t eat not yet. i'm going to have to take a half day and go home :-(

[dothawkes31]

I said a 'gill' fluffyy!!! Tut barperson indeed!!!! A gill is a small glass of anything!!!

[mccfluff]

my eyes have gone now i thought it was grill

i'm having a large glass of water and thats it, ihave a bacon sarnie winking at me but i know i'll throw if i eat it so its going in the bin

note to self never ever drink strawberry cider again

[Hopkirk]

Strawberry cider? I'll have some of that please.

[mccfluff]

its dangerous stuff....

[snags]

A couple of snotty fried eggs washed down with a glass of warm milk should see you right...

[mccfluff]

twisted...evil

[ttfn]

Would that be with the whites or yolks removed first snags?

[mccfluff]

i need to go home

[ttfn]

ask molly for the loan of her compass fluff or have you marked the way with chalk

[andy-hughes]

You are experiencing the well-known effect of excess alcohol - it erodes the balance mechanism in your ears - hence the inability to walk straight.

It's not a problem, as I write, two little men have arrived in your skull with hammers and drills, and they are repairing it for you!

[Mamyalynne]

Poor mccfluff, I am not broken but a bit frayed round the edges. Feel better soon, strawby cider blurgh!!

[Mick-Talbot]

i'm broken, i fell over a few times on the way home last night
<< as you can see ;0)