lazy cow ... in the shower

[joggerjayne]

coffee break ...

I'm just wondering ...

I do it all in the shower. I wash, do my hair, clean my teeth, DIY (sometimes). When Pencil Dick was still around, I used to shave him in the shower.

But ... I saw a thread about where different water comes from ... hot/cold tanks, etc.

So now I'm thinking ... am I cleaning my teeth in rat wee ?

[Joy1]

whoaaaaaa, JJ,,,LOL, too much information,,,he-he
pencil-dick, I luv it !!!

[tamborine]

cover the water tanks so nothing can drop in.

Electric shaver in shower would have given PD a closer shave?

[joggerjayne]

LOL tamborine

I could have asked him to hold my hairdryer, too !

Bzzzzzz ... zappp.

[rinkins]

Great idea JJ wish I had done that to my ex pencil dick! Mind you he rarely got in the shower for long, much to my disgust.... I'd hand him a toaster, my hair straighteners, the hairdryer etc etc LOL

[joggerjayne]

My shower nozzle sticks out from the wall, quite a lot above my head.

I'd need to do a handstand, LOL


Eeuwww ... just thought ... you'd "fill up" with water !!

[joggerjayne]

... electric fire

[rinkins]

And the microwave just for good measure! LOL

[joggerjayne]

Yep

Do you think the Crime Scene Investigators would guess what had happened, from the fried corpse, and shower cubicle full of electrical goods?

[rinkins]

There's a remote possibility I suppose......but you never know.....:-)

[joggerjayne]

The accused told Police: "I was just trying to clean them. I didn't notice that there was someone in the shower".

[rinkins]

Excellent wish I had thuoght of that a year ago! And called him pencil dick, that would have been fun!

[joggerjayne]

I only renamed him Pencil Dick when we went our separate ways, just over a year ago.

[carrust]

Lots of lemon-sucking women on here this morning:-)

[joggerjayne]

What's a lemon sucking woman ?

[carrust]

What happens when you suck a lemon JJ?

[rinkins]

I think carrust means we are being bitter?! No?

[carrust]

Pencil dick? Could it be like chucking a sausage up the Mersey tunnel?

[carrust]

You forgot to add 'twisted' to that rinkins:-)

[albaqwerty]

us women have to practice sucking on something lol

my timing is rubbish, microwave burst into flames Saturday night and OH went for shower on Sunday morning