She had a good exit line, anyway. (On the side of the bus: a brighter way to Southampton.) If she was going to Southampton, I imagine that it would be brighter for the other passengers.
I ought to find this an exploitative invasion of some poor woman's privacy - and logically it is - but there is no doubt that it actually made me smile and I think (hope) that I was smiling with [i her not [i] at ] her.
I wonder if she'll be embarrassed when she finds out it's all over the internet, mind you, she'll probably be interviewed by some twit by tomorrow night.