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Birds And Bees...
A teenage girl is talking to her father about her new boyfriend. 'He told me something I don't understand,' she says. 'He said I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely air bags and a fantastic bumper.'
'Well,' her father replies, 'you tell your young man if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I'll give him a full service so that his starter motor will cease, his pistons will stop firing and his exhaust will drop off.'
'Well,' her father replies, 'you tell your young man if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I'll give him a full service so that his starter motor will cease, his pistons will stop firing and his exhaust will drop off.'
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