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Birds and Bees

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.

At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech.

Then at age eight you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!

If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really f*ck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
16:28 Fri 11th May 2012
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Nibble
LOL ☺
16:30 Fri 11th May 2012
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tenrec
Naughty but nice!
18:29 Fri 11th May 2012
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starone
Tee-hee - very clever.
19:26 Fri 11th May 2012

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