Food Fun..

[Patsy33]

Cottage pie doesn't contain a cottage!
Shepherd pie doesn't have shepherds in it....
You turn....

[Mamyalynne]

No Whisky in a Scotch egg.

[spathiphyllum]

No ! in spotted dick!

[shaneystar2]

No toads in toad in the hole

[choux]

I would complain if there was a toad in the hole.

[choux]

Snap, shaney :)

[spathiphyllum]

No sweets or bread in sweetbread!

[choux]

Why was Mock Turtle Soup ever named thus?

[wiltsman]

No shoes in shoe pastry. Pity it's spelt 'choux' though.

[Togo]

No moles in Guacamole.

[goodgoalie]

No duck in Bombay Duck

[aelmpvw]

no rats in ratatouille

[Togo]

No dog in Hotdogs...……...allegedly.

[Togo]

What do they put in Faggots? (^_*)

[Togo]

No Bears in Béarnaise Sauce.

[Patsy33]

Gooseberry fool?.. :-)

[Chipchopper]

I went into the pub, ordered a pint, browsed at the menu and said " I'll have the ploughmans lunch.
The ploughman was most upset!

[Patsy33]

Don't mention Spotted Dick....

[The Builder]

A Club Sandwich would be far too chewy.

There is no evidence of Julian Clary in a Mince Pie

A Game Pie should not assume consent.

Potato Wedges would be very difficult to walk in.

It is not essential to eat Potted Shrimps off a snooker table.

There is no footwear in a Boeuf Wellington

Pulled Pork should not be considered Game (see above)

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!

[Patsy33]

Cabinet pudding....
Wooden it be awful!