Tee-hee at 3

[albaqwerty]

well why not?

Dee tootled to Selfridges and Rowan baked yesterday.

Have cheese, fruit and plain scones (and a bottle of red in the corner for Barmaid)
Gin is in the usual place Crafty :-)

[Duncer]

Not sure I can make it for three, but the red wine is calling me.

[Kiki-frog]

Scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam would be rather nice.

Do we have to bring a joke with us as it's tee-hee?

[albaqwerty]

Duncer, it's open and available at any time :-)
The wine that is!!!

[albaqwerty]

Kiki, just bring your usual beautiful self x

[Kiki-frog]

Thanks, alba, on my way

(So what's wrong with my jokes then?)

[albaqwerty]

oooheck, nuffink. Bring 'em too :-)

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in a lift?

[Kiki-frog]

Go on then....

[chaptazbru]

A nun with a spear in her back .....

[Duncer]

A sunburnt zebra perhaps?

[albaqwerty]

spot on Chap :-D

your turn :-)
(if you wish)

[mccfluff]

i fancy a cider shandy

[Kiki-frog]

Just wiping the crumbs and jam from round my mouth.....

Right, what do you call a French man in sandals?

[Duncer]

Philippe Philoppe.

[Kiki-frog]

Pah! Well done, Duncer.

But do you know what you call a man and a woman who go fishing?

[chaptazbru]

How do you make a tissue dance ........

[Duncer]

Blow a little boogie into it. As for the fishing......

[Duncer]

Seeing as we're doing silly jokes, what do you call a man covered in leaves?

[Kiki-frog]

Russell?

[albaqwerty]

the man and the woman fishing I gotta hear!!

I spent my honeymoon angling :-D

[Kiki-frog]

Rod and Annette!