stationary cupboard

[bobtheturkey]

has no lightbulb

[Octavius]

Don't go in there then as you won't find anything in the dark.

I suppose you could take a candle, but would that be safe?

[lendme4eggs]

i have a torch.i will lend it to you if you lend me some eggs.

[Prodigy]

he may set himself on fire and that would be a real shame

[lendme4eggs]

Heres a fire starter twisted fire starter.Do you have any eggs?

[dave2297]

Does your stationary cupboard have any stationery in it,?

If it does may I have a black ringbinder please?

[dave2297]

pfffh...forget my last post, how could you see a black ringbinder in a dark cupboard?

[funnygirl]

That's so the staff can get up to hanky panky in there!!!!

[Octavius]

If its stationary during the day that�s ok, but if it moves about at night it could be dangerous.

[logic]

So thats what office staff get up to, is it ?

[logic]

Hey funny, can YOU still get in there with your zimmer frame ?

[funnygirl]

Wouldn't you like to know!!!!

[lendme4eggs]

Are there any eggs in there?

[mandimoo]

all cupboards are stationery, ive never seen one move of its own accord

[firewatch]

what about those metal ones that was at schools? I remember someone getting locked in one of those once and then try and get out well funny!

[mandimoo]

i locked the music teacher in the music cupboard once. she was bangin on the door going "let me out, this is outrageous, who's done this" i ran away, round the corner of the corridor, headlong into another teacher who quite obviously put two and two together hearing the commotion in the background. still makes me smile and im all growed up now. i dont recall getting into trouble, in fact i think the teacher who caught me found it a bit amusing himself, but obviously couldnt let me know that!

[firewatch]

i did the same we had an idiot history teacher who would leave the keys in the door and as i sat closest i would lock it, he knew it was me but i never got in trouble, i think it was because i got egged on by the rest of the class!

[lendme4eggs]

You were egged on?Did they throw lots of eggs at you?
I could have used them for an omelette too.

[firewatch]

I just knew you would say that you are very predictable!