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Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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They’re making redundancies at the meat factory I work at. It looks like I’m for the chop.
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Does anyone know how long you cook these boil-in-the-bag fish you win at the Funfair?
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don’t know 'y'.
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It takes the human body 24 hours to turn food into crap.
McDonald’s do it in 10 minutes.
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I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.
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My mate said to me 'You've put a lot of weight on'
I said 'I've had a lot on my plate recently.
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